A spooky chill crawls down your spine as you stare into. . .
The Labyrinth!
Home of your inner monsters AND your hidden TREASURES!
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I confirm I'm smart enough to know I can unsubscribe from this DAILY email list at any time. I also confirm I WANT to receive these emails.
And I understand Lawrence Bartley has the right to permanently ban anyone who acts like a jerk (like people sending death threats). Since I plan on acting like a decent person, I'm fine with this.
FAQ
What happens when I click the button?
First, you'll get an email to confirm your subscription. This lets the email service provider know its YOU who wants to join, not some kid signing up in your name to prank you. NOTE: You must click the link in this email! I cannot do it for you!
Then, you'll get an email with the link to your free bribe, The Hypnosis for Sleep Recording!
Next is an email called Housekeeping Rules of the Labyrinth, which is a code of conduct.
Are you gonna SPAM me with emails every day?
I've literally called this a DAILY email list on the homepage and on this one!
And if you think EMAILS YOU SIGN UP FOR are spam, you're not YET smart enough for this!
Besides, if me waterboarding you in emails is too much valuable information for your pretty lil' head to handle. . . there's an unsubscribe link in EVERY email.
Will you be trying to sell me stuff?
Try? HAHAHAHAHA! I WILL!
Not only will I be selling you stuff. . . I'm gonna MAKE you LOVE it! Because these emails are going to be so valuable, entertaining, and insightful, you're going to become crackhead addicted!!!
And if you don't. . .
show the lonely unsubscribe link some love. You know, the one in EVERY email list. 'Cus It's illegal NOT have one.
So Subscribe, test it out, if you don't like, leave.
Be Smart, Not Victim!
Help! I can't sign up!
To prevent bots from signing up, I only accept Gmail addresses.
If I see anything other than Gmail.com signing up, I'm banning you and adding the address to my block list.